HOLIDAY, HOLIDAY, HOLIDAY, HOLIDAY!!!!
Yes! This year me and my buddy's went all the way to a sunny island that I can’t spell. It was fucking fantastic! All the beer you could drink, all the ladies you could... Need!!! Yes, this island is great and I would love to tell you where it is but I can’t remember how to spell it!
We set of from grim Humberside Airport. (For those of you not in the UK, Humberside is a shit hole!) Anyway it took about two hours to get there. We flew over Rome, Barcelona, Sweden, Hungry, Mexico, New Zealand, Canada, London, Hong Kong, and then landed at Palma Nova airport. That’s when the fun began!
As soon as we left the airport doors the heat hit us like a tone of bricks, it was boiling. 2500ĉ in the shade!!!!
So we arrived at our hotel, the Fiesta Jungla, PARTY CAPITAL! Unpacked our stuff and then the drinking began. Oh wait! We had a bit of a look round first, then we drank.
The whole fucking thing was AMAZING! We went on one of the largest catamarans in the world; its main mast was 6000ft high!!!
I got chased by the beach police, my friend Lee pulled and nearly got his end away but I ruined it for him. "HA HA HAAAAAA"
Look there is two much to tell, everything in the world that is good happened on that holiday.
And I just want to say Hi to Natalie and Laura, The sexiest bitches in England.
All I can say now is go to the photo gallery any witness perfection. After all like they say, "A picture is worth a thousand words!
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